Shitty Hang gliders

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• Makes me scratch my head...then again...dumbasses. Leave wherever you go better than when you got there. One of the favorite things my dad used to tell me, all us kids and employees. Sound advice. Too bad it is so hard to get people on littering charges, you have all the right info.

• Turn them in.

• Aren't there laws against littering like that? $500. fine might make them think twice about violating the forest like that again.

• Okay were they really such lowlifes as to actually defecate and leave it? Oh and the plate--that's priceless, Kate. Truly priceless.

• When I saw the 'shitty' title, I was trying to imagine what they might have done to earn the moniker. I failed to envision the literal interpretation revealed by the last picture. I like the license plate frame too ... it seems that actions are speaking louder than words in this case.

• Maybe we could share photos of the many things visitors leave behind...

• Gee Gosh ,,, Those Are V Bad People On This Earth ,,, Wishing for an "Exterminator Pistol" ,, but those people are on our planet, too ,,, Drats !!! and "We Don't Like Them "

  So Sorry That You Have Them In Your Face ,,, but ,, No One That I Know would like them there either ,,,, If I knew an instant cure , I would share that with you , right now !!!

  I am So Sorry That You Have to be confronted with them ,,,, especially since you work sooo hard to get that kind,,,, out of your life ,,, well me too ,,, if I can get there ,,, I will share my remedy with you !!

• Ohhhh that isn't right..Geese..People their is a right way and a wrong way..When Nature Calls. Long ago when we were teaching our girls about the Great Outdoors I came across a book. I made sure our girls knew what the right way was and why their is a right way. Its called..LOL..How To Shit In The Woods. Written by Kathleen Meyer. Ten Speed Press, Berkely, Calif. To bad more people do not know that their is a Right Way when Nature Calls. As for finding what you found, Kate..Might be a good idea to carry a fold up shovel. Scoop up that crap along with a good amount of dirt as to not dirty your shovel and deposit it on top of their vehicle. Nice suprise when they return to load that glider. But hey that is just me. Make sure to be around with your camera to capture that look of suprise when they return..and if your feeling real angry put it on their windshild..just a nice little pile..LMAO

• as per Sherlock Holmes: Two men, from awesome God country (lots of places claim that, likely local-ish). Not a rented car, outfitted for hang glider. Long drive, big breakfast, ergo much, er, residue deposit. It takes two hours for food to leave the stomach. If they were driving south, probably ate north of Monterey. Maybe Davenport. Driving north, no idea. Deetjen's is too close. Maybe there's a glider's code, poop prior to takeoff. Leave poop to provide DNA in case of fast drop into ocean.
  Two men between the ages of 19 and 26. Accustomed to
  being picked up after, have not had children they had to care for, likely not married unless to very indulgent women. Likely heterosexual, hate to profile but gays would've tidied up. Rugged outdoorsmen would've covered with dirt or stones. These guys have a roll of toilet paper in the car.
  Conclusion. Out of town spoiled brats, college age, unfamiliar with discomfort, nannies at home, too much work so don't let your daughter bring them home.

• What an appropriately damning photodocumentary. Good work. Seeing this kind of careless and self-centered treatment of such a beautiful place, I'm reminded of a passage from Robinson Jeffers' /The Double Axe/:
  "The human race is bound to defile, I've often noticed it.
  Whatever they can reach or name, they'd shit on the morning star
  If they could reach."